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For when you want to be patriotic yet semi-formal...
Let the beers flow like freedom this summer!
Let the beers flow like freedom this summer!
5 reviews
A patriotic throwback to the 80's
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hooah!
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hooah!
Swim on up and get your tickets to the chair-slamming main event!
Nice brace you got there. Be a shame if someone...made it illegal.
Nice brace you got there. Be a shame if someone...made it illegal.
Trust me on this one, I seen't it...
Trust me on this one, I seen't it...
1 review
The Fist of Freedom is what we give to those that threaten the USA!
1 review
America. Land of the free, home of the brave since 1776...
12 reviews
America. The original Land of the Free since 1776!
I am overwhelmingly American. USA! USA! USA!
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
2 reviews
Show your American Pride this 4th of July
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
6 reviews
This is a campaign I can get behind, how about you?
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
For all the high speed low drag dads!
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Celebrate the mandatory fun time Halloween Party this year with the perfect shirt!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Field Artillery aka The King of Battle. Putting warheads on foreheads!
1 review
When you get it...
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
1 review
It's getting ducking ridiculous!
This is totally me. What about you?
This is totally me. What about you?
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
19 reviews
Handling all challengers since 1900!
4 reviews
I have found this to be 100% true. How about you?
I have found this to be 100% true. How about you?
I fully support this concept. Do you?
I fully support this concept. Do you?
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for him...
So where do you land on the chart?
So where do you land on the chart?
Why am I naked riding a lawnmower with a beer in hand waving the American flag? Because 'MERICA that's why!
Be a hero, ensure the brief is about something you did!
All of my favorite things about America combined in one freedom filled shirt!
Beards and beers. Two great American things combined...
Beards and beers. Two great American things combined...
A throwback to the days of the original Colonies
7 reviews
Betsy Ross Flag, The Gadsden Flag, and the 2nd Amendment. Three things that have been offending weak minded people lately so we decided they should all be combined on a shirt.
You ain't foolin anyone Mr. Pigeon...
You ain't foolin anyone Mr. Pigeon...
1 review
I am the majestic Blue Falcon. I soar high...and strike low!
Gotta let the ladies know what you're about this Halloween!
The ladies shirt to compliment our men's Boner Donor Halloween shirt!
Sappers Breach Naked! 100% Penetration is Guaranteed...
Gotta be about that breaching life!
Now THIS is a campaign we can all support!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
4 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people what you think of them...
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
4 reviews
Some people can't handle this much freedom!
2 reviews
Regardless of which party has the majority, this statement will always ring true.
2 reviews
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
If you've done it, you already know...
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
They may take our lives, but they will never take our ZYN!
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
For all the Dads out there!
Proudly rocking the dad bod, what about you?
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
What is your best dad joke dads?
With these New Balances on, the dad joke tank is always full!
With these New Balances on, the dad joke tank is always full!
One for all the dads out there with those premium dad jokes!
Don't do it for you, do it for your Country!
Don't do it for you, do it for your Country!
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. This is something I can definitely do for America.
6 reviews
My DD-214 shields me from all your nonsense!
Calling all Armor soldiers current and past, we have the perfect shirt for you!
Calling all Armor soldiers current and past, we have the perfect shirt for you!
It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
I will never accept defeat. I will never quit.
I have continually found this to be true...
I have continually found this to be true...
Damn Leg. So dirty... So Nasty...
Damn Leg. So dirty... So Nasty...
11 reviews
Become ungovernable...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
First time go at this station!
1 review
You guys silly? I'm still gonna SEND IT!
You guys silly? I'm still gonna SEND IT!
When the acorn drops, cops go pop pop pop!
Yes, I know its 0800 and I just ordered a beer tower on a tuesday. I'm an American damnit. Don't tell me how to freedom!
3 reviews
Seriously, hands off!
1 review
Party like the Founding Fathers this 4th of July!
Party like the Founding Fathers this 4th of July
1 review
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! If you are an Engineer you need this shirt!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! If you are an Engineer you need this shirt!
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
The Mafia is the Army's most effective tool when utilized properly
Important stuff can wait, beer must happen now
Important stuff can wait, beer must happen now
Its a guarantee in life that some days things are just going to suck. All you can do is EMBRACE THE SUCK!
Its a guarantee in life that some days things are just going to suck. All you can do is EMBRACE THE SUCK!
Enjoy America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave!
Enjoy America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave!
1 review
Gotta enjoy the simple things!
Just in case you were wondering. You will now be thinking about this all day...
43 reviews
I feel this in my soul. And knees. And back.
Introducing our Patriot Hats from MAGA.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Today we see way too many people thinking they are entitled to what they want in life and want it given to them. Just a reminder that everything is earned, not given.
Today we see way too many people thinking they are entitled to what they want in life and want it given to them. Just a reminder that everything is earned, not given.
Shirt says it all...
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
9 reviews
Ye shall find out if you F'eth about!
4 reviews
If you're not first, you're last! USA! USA! USA!
Ol' balloon boy floated around, and found out...
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
When you gotta get medieval on them...
When you gotta get medieval on them...
1 review
Honest Abe knows how to party, and has the perfect speech for your 4th of July party!
There are many like it, but this one is mine. And it's the perfect shirt or tank top for your Independence Day party this 4th of July!
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Let this sink in. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...
Let this sink in. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...
Only the real OGs know!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from MAGA.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
A new take on a classic design
Ain't no party like a G Dub party!
11 reviews
A perfect way to low key let them know how you feel.
A perfect way to low key let them know how you feel.
This is me every morning. Coffee first, everything else second.
1 review
Party like G Dub this 4th of July!
1 review
We are proud to be Americans
8 reviews
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
1 review
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
2 reviews
Gun, Beer and Freedom. 3 of my favorite things as an American
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake...
A message from the Queen this 4th of July!
A message from the Queen this 4th of July!
Chewing gum on line eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody...
My favorite kind of fun is the mandatory kind!
4 reviews
Don't mind me, i'm just here for the beer
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
1 review
In the words of the great Ron Swanson, a true patriot, "History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake".
Yep, it was pretty much exactly like this...
Yep, it was pretty much exactly like this...
This is pretty much how America happened...
1 review
We all know that one person who needs this shirt, make sure they see it!
We all know that one person who needs this shirt, make sure they see it!
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
A perfect subtle way to show stupid people what you think of them...
1 review
That's my story and i'm sticking to it. USA! USA! USA!
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
Just need to let you know this up front...
Just need to let you know this up front...
Gotta think one step ahead of the gun grabbers!
4 reviews
Just as the founding fathers intended.
If you don't use them, you lose them.
1 review
This shirt is guaranteed to turn heads, if you have the stones to wear it...
17 reviews
The perfect shirt or tank top for your next pool day! Gotta let 'em know!
1 review
The perfect shirt or tank top for your next pool day! Gotta let 'em know!
9 reviews
Why? Because I'm a free American that's why!
Why? Because I'm a free American that's why!
All day, every day. What about you?
All day, every day. What about you?
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither..."
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither..."
I ask myself this constantly...
In this day and age this is quite the accomplishment. If you survived Fort Hood this is the shirt you NEED!
In this day and age this is quite the accomplishment. If you survived Fort Hood this is the shirt you NEED!
Uncle Sam has one message for you this 4th of July!
Just close your eyes. Trust me, I've done this before...
Just close your eyes. Trust me, I've done this before...
1 review
Am I free tonight? That's a silly question. I'm always free. This is AMERICA!
Not gonna use the word "Hero", but...
1 review
Actually, I'm probably a bit drunk because FREEDOM!
10 reviews
The perfect shirt to confuse civilians
The perfect shirt to confuse civilians
1 review
Kind of sums up most of 2020 in a shirt...
I don't have to be the fastest, only the second fastest...
I don't have to be the fastest, only the second fastest...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
1 review
We are our brother's keeper. You don't walk alone.
We are our brother's keeper. You don't walk alone.
Inhale freedom. Exhale patriotism. Piss excellence.
This 4th of July make sure you install the two critical components, alcohol and patriotism.
1 review
Gotta let 'em know what you're about!
75 reviews
It's not waterboarding if you use diesel...
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him...
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him...
2 reviews
This 4th of July I'm just here to bang...
Sometimes it really is just that simple.
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan.  These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Land of the Free, because of the brave. Remember that as you celebrate our independence this 4th of July.
4 reviews
You asked, we listened. The best selling suppressive fire shirt with the M240!
You asked, we listened. The best selling suppressive fire shirt with the M240!
Do the hard right instead of the easy wrong. Lead from the front!
14 reviews
One of the greatest sounds!
Give me Liberty or give me death.
Give me Liberty or give me death.
2 reviews
Give me liberty or give me death...
A subtle yet effective message
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
I'm in the Major Leagues. Are you?
Hello Police? I'd like to report a robbery. It was pump #2...
Hello Police? I'd like to report a robbery. It was pump #2...
2 reviews
Mandatory fun you say? Let me go grab my shirt...
1 review
Mandatory fun you say? Let me go grab my shirt...
1 review
You see, the way my DD-214 is set up...
1 review
Just a fair warning. Actually the probability is closer to 98%...
Just a fair warning. Actually the probability is closer to 98%...
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
Technology changes, the right remains the same.
Technology changes, the right remains the same.
1 review
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
Bro I'm straight up not having a good time...
Bro I'm straight up not having a good time...
In this current day and age where everyone is overly sensitive and whining about their feelings, we feel everyone needs to be reminded that your feelings don't trump someone else's rights no matter the issue.
In this current day and age where everyone is overly sensitive and whining about their feelings, we feel everyone needs to be reminded that your feelings don't trump someone else's rights no matter the issue.
2 reviews
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
I may not ever win, but hey, at least I tried...
I may not ever win, but hey, at least I tried...
One of the truest statements I have ever seen...
One of the truest statements I have ever seen...
1 review
Except for that one weird kid...
Totally not a Cop. Trust me...
Totally not a Cop. Trust me...
6 reviews
Just found my new favorite fishing shirt!
Just found my new favorite fishing shirt!
2 reviews
I'm more of a low speed, decent amount of drag kinda guy...
I'm more of a low speed, decent amount of drag kinda guy...
1 review
No fellow Soldiers, totally not CID. Where is the barracks party this evening my friend?
No fellow Soldiers, totally not CID. Where is the barracks party this evening my friend?
1 review
The Oath we took never expires...
The Oath we took never expires...
America's Offended Flakes. They're OB-NOX-IOUS!!
America's Offended Flakes. They're OB-NOX-IOUS!!
Boating season is upon us! If you see some offshore drilling going down, just mind your business hero!
Boating season is upon us! If you see some offshore drilling going down, just mind your business hero!
1 review
How old school? Back when Jesus was a Corporal!
How old school? Back when Jesus was a Corporal!
Old School Eagle isn't taking any crap

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